Your Horoscope,
Served With Sass.

Astrology for people who don't need sugarcoating. Pick rude or nice, because life's too short for boring horoscopes.

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Why Rude Karma?

This isn't your average horoscope app. Rude Karma delivers unapologetic sass and brutal honesty. From daily insights to the moon's mood swings, we've got the stars covered. It's not about fitting in, it's about owning who you are. Ready to get real with the universe? Dive in and explore!

Features

Discover a sassier way to stay in sync with the stars

Our app takes astrology to the next level with real-time cosmic updates, detailed birth chart insights, and horoscopes that don't sugarcoat. Whether you're checking your daily fate or digging into the mysteries of the moon, Rude Karma gives you the cosmic tea with a side of attitude. No fluff, just the real (and rude) astrological insights you need.

Daily Horoscopes

Wake up to a daily dose of the universe's attitude! Whether it's a soft pat on the back or a smack in the face, we deliver a horoscope based on your sign. Feeling nosy? Go ahead, sneak a peek at your ex's sign too—no judgment here.

Celestial & Lunar Insights

Real-time updates on the cosmos, so you know exactly when the stars are aligning or screwing you over. Track lunar phases, retrogrades, and other celestial chaos to stay ahead of the game (or at least pretend you are).

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Birth Chart Interpretation

Ever wonder why you're a hot mess? Look no further than your birth chart. We break down your cosmic blueprint, exposing your quirks, talents, and that one flaw you hate to admit. Personalized, just for you.

Astral Inquisitions

Got a burning cosmic question? Ask the universe about your birth chart, celestial transits, or that weird feeling you get during a full moon. We've got answers, or at least something snarky to say about it.

What People Are Saying

Rude Karma's got people hooked! From savage horoscopes to cosmic truths with a punch, users can't get enough. Don't just take our word for it—see what the universe (and our users) have to say!

Bess Bush

Google Play Store Review

"Hilarious twist on Astrology!!! Something different than same ole same!!! Would definitely recommend."

Nelda Blevins

Google Play Store Review

"Love it and it also includes a pretty detailed birth chart in the free version which is pretty in depth and decent detail and the sassy smartass vibe is completely relatable and fully welcomed with open arms."

StolenJuice9

Apple App Store Review

"What a way to shake it up- and we all know if anything, I like staying shook. mostly. good dang insight & fantastic app"